Thanksgiving Funnies

Monday, November 24, 2008

Those of you who like comics. We will post two or three comics each day along with some jokes all the way through Thanksgiving Day. Some may be good while other may be lacking. Hope you enjoy the post and have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Susan has invited her family to Thanksgiving Dinner. As her plates are not the best, Susan wants to buy new plates – one for each person at her Thanksgiving Dinner.

There’ll be a grandfather, a grandmother, two fathers, two mothers, four children, three grandchildren, one brother, two sisters, two sons, two daughters, one father-in-law, one mother-in-law and a daughter-in-law.

At least how many plates does Susan need to buy?

We will post the detailed answer on Friday for those of you who dared to answer.

Joke time
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
Ans- Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

What will a turkey with a dramatic bent of mind say to another turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
Ans- To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language